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Check out Our Wide Selection of High-Quality Funny Cards and Gifts Perfect for Any Occassion
Well Hello There
Thanks for visiting Bettie Confetti. We've got some pretty cool stuff for you to check out, so have a mosey around and get your giggle on.
What's New From Bettie Confetti?
We've got plenty of lovely newness around the place at the minute. Check out out Neon Brights and Decades card collections or our fab new notepads.
Neon Brights Collection
New Decades Birthday Collection
- A5 size
- 50 tear away pages
- Printed on 210 x 148mm 120gsm uncoated paper.
- Glued along top edge
- Strong cardboard backing board to keep your notepad fresh.
Our pencils sets make the perfect gift. They're printed in beautiful foins on matt black pencils. They're super funny, very cool and guaranteed to make you look incredibly thoughtful.
If you pine for an espresso before you've reached the end of your latte, you need these pencils in your life.
- Five matt black pencils in the set printed with coffee puns
- HB #2 Pencils made from the finest quality wood
- Lovingly hand foiled in our Surrey studio with gold foil
- Approximately 19cm long
- Matching coloured eraser
- Supplied sharpened on a graphic backing board in a cello sleeve.
We also offer a lovely clear plastic pencil pouch to keep your pencils looking fab and all together. The pouch has a handy hang tab and zip-lock type zipper to keep everything in its place.
Great pencils, they look really smart
I wanted something different from the norm to celebrate my friends turning 40 and Betti Confetti had the perfect cards. Service was excellent and will be using them again. Highly recommend!
This pin describes me perfectly. Great design and well made. Great product. Thanks!
Lovely cards, great quality, prompt delivery
We use the number cards to celebrate our staff work anniversaries and people love them!
I love it and I’m actually “getting shit done!”
Thank you, fully recommend and a great customer service.
There was an issue with Royal Mail losing the order but after contacting Andy it was very quickly rectified and a replacement sent out immediately which was received. I absolutely love the mug too! Can’t fault the service one bit so thank you again!
Brought this card because it was bright, fun and 'different'. It was great quality when it arrived and my friend really appreciated it.
My parents have supported me through difficult times.. Whst a way to thank them.
If my cat could speak, that’s what he’d say to my husband (who feeds him) so the card was apt... from the cat :)
Chose this card for our Polish friend when we went to Gdansk for a weekend birthday celebration. It turned out to be particularly appropriate as we drank shots of cherry vodka all weekend. The brown card with black writing is a bit dull hence the 4 not 5 but it's all about the message I guess. He appreciated it.
My card was quite quirky, which I like, and perfect for my friend. The card was of excellent quality and was good value for money
Delivered to Cyprus for me, and my friend thanked me very much as she opened the confetti filled card in front of a fan...! 🤣👍
What can I say? Professional set up, quality cards, delivered quickly. Love Betty!
Love all the producers i purchased xx
Love the super bright colours and design! It's printed on great quality card, and the neon envelope makes it even cooler.
Was delivered really quickly. Will definitely be buying more 👍🏻
Love this little card. The quality of the card itself is lovely. Super speedy delivery. Will definitely be ordering from you again. Thank you
Funny New Baby Card | Parenting Is Like Juggling
These were ideal for my potty mouthed daughter.... she loved them
Brilliant gift. Funny. Different. Great quality, and value for money.
4th Birthday Sticker Card | Fantastic Four
Loved the birthday card I purchased for a dear friend. Nice to get something a bit different. Great quality and arrived super quick.
Brilliant and funny. The cards have been a massive hit!
3rd Birthday Sticker Card | Three Cheers For me
Lovely card, swift delivery.
My goto card shop, funny, unique and arrive super quick
Great for a gift or just for yourself, lovely quality, fast delivery and excellent customer service. Thanks Bettie confetti for making my cup of tea more enjoyable 🙂
Thank you! You really brightened my friends day up :)
Great quality, super quick (great for last minute people like me) and always gives the recipient a giggle!
I am very satisfied with my purchase, got exactly what I ordered
Wonderfully different cards - super quality so pleased I found this website.
Bought a card that expressed my feelings perfectly... not many around like that !
I love these cards so much. They are bright, vibrant, unique and excellent quality. They arrived very quickly. Great service 👍
Friend loved it. Very well made but bespoke looking, original and funny. Perfect! The confetti added a little extra something special. Will definitely buy from Betty Confetti again 👍🏻
And quality product! Really pleased with my purchases.
Wanted to find a witty option for two very different people, without being too rude or offensive and I think this card works for male and female of a certain age who’ll be familiar with the Velcro comment which should raise a smile. I think this company will be my first stop in future for options a little different to the norm.
Good quality, quirky, card with a difference. Loved it.