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Funny Greeting Cards So Good, The Gift Won't Matter
Check out Our Wide Selection of High-Quality Funny Cards Perfect for Any Occassion
Well Hello There
Thanks for visiting Bettie Confetti. We've got some pretty cool stuff for you to check out, so have a mosey around and get your giggle on.
What's New From Bettie Confetti?
We've got plenty of lovely newness around the place at the minute. Check out out Neon Brights and Decades card collections or our fab new notepads.
Neon Brights Collection
- A5 size
- 50 tear away pages
- Printed on 210 x 148mm 120gsm uncoated paper.
- Glued along top edge
- Strong cardboard backing board to keep your notepad fresh.
New Decades Birthday Collection
Pencil Sets
Our pencils sets make the perfect gift. They're printed in beautiful foins on matt black pencils. They're super funny, very cool and guaranteed to make you look incredibly thoughtful.
If you pine for an espresso before you've reached the end of your latte, you need these pencils in your life.
- Five matt black pencils in the set printed with coffee puns
- HB #2 Pencils made from the finest quality wood
- Lovingly hand foiled in our Surrey studio with gold foil
- Approximately 19cm long
- Matching coloured eraser
- Supplied sharpened on a graphic backing board in a cello sleeve.
We also offer a lovely clear plastic pencil pouch to keep your pencils looking fab and all together. The pouch has a handy hang tab and zip-lock type zipper to keep everything in its place.
Reviews from our ace Bettie Confetti Customers
from 1811 reviewsLove the super bright colours and design! It's printed on great quality card, and the neon envelope makes it even cooler.
Was delivered really quickly. Will definitely be buying more 👍🏻
Love this little card. The quality of the card itself is lovely. Super speedy delivery. Will definitely be ordering from you again. Thank you
Funny New Baby Card | Parenting Is Like Juggling
These were ideal for my potty mouthed daughter.... she loved them
Brilliant gift. Funny. Different. Great quality, and value for money.
Loved the birthday card I purchased for a dear friend. Nice to get something a bit different. Great quality and arrived super quick.
Brilliant and funny. The cards have been a massive hit!
3rd Birthday Sticker Card | Three Cheers For me
Lovely card, swift delivery.
My goto card shop, funny, unique and arrive super quick
Thank you
Great for a gift or just for yourself, lovely quality, fast delivery and excellent customer service. Thanks Bettie confetti for making my cup of tea more enjoyable 🙂
Thank you! You really brightened my friends day up :)
Great quality, super quick (great for last minute people like me) and always gives the recipient a giggle!
I am very satisfied with my purchase, got exactly what I ordered
Wonderfully different cards - super quality so pleased I found this website.
Bought a card that expressed my feelings perfectly... not many around like that !
I love these cards so much. They are bright, vibrant, unique and excellent quality. They arrived very quickly. Great service 👍
Friend loved it. Very well made but bespoke looking, original and funny. Perfect! The confetti added a little extra something special. Will definitely buy from Betty Confetti again 👍🏻
And quality product! Really pleased with my purchases.
Wanted to find a witty option for two very different people, without being too rude or offensive and I think this card works for male and female of a certain age who’ll be familiar with the Velcro comment which should raise a smile. I think this company will be my first stop in future for options a little different to the norm.
Good quality, quirky, card with a difference. Loved it.
I wanted something original and funny for a forthcoming wedding. This card fitted the bill perfectly! Speedy service and card arrived in perfect condition.
Well packaged for safety! Excellent condition
I was really impressed with the card and the guy i spoke to is a true star and really help x
I wanted a ‘different’ card for my friends birthday and this was perfect. Excellent quality - can’t praise enough!
Great communication, Fast delivery and the recipients loved it.
It was a great Mothers Day card and of course she really appreciated getting glitter everywhere! my plan worked.
I'm sure my Mum will love it. It's a very well-made card and is sure to make her laugh.
I've never been disappointed by this shop. I'm sure my Dad will love it!
Great product was well received! Great I could get it posted straight to the recipient too.
Great product that was shipped quickly. I bought two pencil sets that were shipped together but I had to pay two lots of shipping which is the only downside.
These are awesome!!! Love it!
Great product that was shipped quickly. I bought two pencil sets that were shipped together but I had to pay two lots of shipping which is the only downside.
Arrived quickly. Hilarious and so true! :) My mom will love it. Thank you.
Bought as birthday present. Person who I purchased it for loved it.
Card is so cute, arrived in good time, fantastic seller