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Check out Our Wide Selection of High-Quality Funny Cards and Gifts Perfect for Any Occassion
Well Hello There
Thanks for visiting Bettie Confetti. We've got some pretty cool stuff for you to check out, so have a mosey around and get your giggle on.
What's New From Bettie Confetti?
We've got plenty of lovely newness around the place at the minute. Check out out Neon Brights and Decades card collections or our fab new notepads.
Neon Brights Collection
Enamel Pins
New Decades Birthday Collection
- A5 size
- 50 tear away pages
- Printed on 210 x 148mm 120gsm uncoated paper.
- Glued along top edge
- Strong cardboard backing board to keep your notepad fresh.
Pencil Sets
Our pencils sets make the perfect gift. They're printed in beautiful foins on matt black pencils. They're super funny, very cool and guaranteed to make you look incredibly thoughtful.
If you pine for an espresso before you've reached the end of your latte, you need these pencils in your life.
- Five matt black pencils in the set printed with coffee puns
- HB #2 Pencils made from the finest quality wood
- Lovingly hand foiled in our Surrey studio with gold foil
- Approximately 19cm long
- Matching coloured eraser
- Supplied sharpened on a graphic backing board in a cello sleeve.
We also offer a lovely clear plastic pencil pouch to keep your pencils looking fab and all together. The pouch has a handy hang tab and zip-lock type zipper to keep everything in its place.
Reviews from our ace Bettie Confetti Customers
from 1845 reviewsWho doesn't love a card featuring the F word and a unicorn?! Nice card and prompt delivery as always
I bought three of these for different friends as Christmas presents, all were very well received.
I bought a funny beagle mug as a birthday gift the recipient loved it. Service and delivery was excellent.
Great items very funny and great service.
Would use again
And recommend 100%
Lovely item and fast delivery - thank you!
Card arrived sooner then expected and was perfect also came with confetti 😊 can't wait to hand this to a friend
Good quality produce - great fun and arrived really quickly . Not the first time i have ordered and definitely wont be the last :-)
I bought these as a Secret Santa present for a friend who works in accounting. Delivery was super fast and the product is great quality! Will definitely shop again with Bettie Confetti!
Great product, witty and effective. Arrived very quickly too! Would recommend Bettie Confetti 🌟
Brilliant! An excellent gift
Excellent secret Santa gift, great customer service will definitely use this company again
My therapist laughed at this card I got her. Good quality and arrived very quickly. I recommend this Company. Thank you, Sophie.
Just ad described and fast delivery ✅
I can’t wait to give these to my colleagues for Xmas. They feel really nice and look awesome!
Fun motto on pencils supplied promptly
The best Christmas presents for two amazing dance teachers!
I wanted something different from the norm to celebrate my friends turning 40 and Betti Confetti had the perfect cards. Service was excellent and will be using them again. Highly recommend!
This pin describes me perfectly. Great design and well made. Great product. Thanks!
We use the number cards to celebrate our staff work anniversaries and people love them!
I love it and I’m actually “getting shit done!”
Thank you, fully recommend and a great customer service.
There was an issue with Royal Mail losing the order but after contacting Andy it was very quickly rectified and a replacement sent out immediately which was received. I absolutely love the mug too! Can’t fault the service one bit so thank you again!
Brought this card because it was bright, fun and 'different'. It was great quality when it arrived and my friend really appreciated it.
My parents have supported me through difficult times.. Whst a way to thank them.
If my cat could speak, that’s what he’d say to my husband (who feeds him) so the card was apt... from the cat :)
Chose this card for our Polish friend when we went to Gdansk for a weekend birthday celebration. It turned out to be particularly appropriate as we drank shots of cherry vodka all weekend. The brown card with black writing is a bit dull hence the 4 not 5 but it's all about the message I guess. He appreciated it.
My card was quite quirky, which I like, and perfect for my friend. The card was of excellent quality and was good value for money
Delivered to Cyprus for me, and my friend thanked me very much as she opened the confetti filled card in front of a fan...! 🤣👍
What can I say? Professional set up, quality cards, delivered quickly. Love Betty!
Love all the producers i purchased xx
Love the super bright colours and design! It's printed on great quality card, and the neon envelope makes it even cooler.
Was delivered really quickly. Will definitely be buying more 👍🏻
Love this little card. The quality of the card itself is lovely. Super speedy delivery. Will definitely be ordering from you again. Thank you
Funny New Baby Card | Parenting Is Like Juggling
These were ideal for my potty mouthed daughter.... she loved them
Brilliant gift. Funny. Different. Great quality, and value for money.
