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Awesomely funny cards and gifts
Check out Our Wide Selection of High-Quality Funny Cards and Gifts Perfect for Any Occassion
Enamel Pins
Pencil Sets
Our pencils sets make the perfect gift. They're printed in beautiful foins on matt black pencils. They're super funny, very cool and guaranteed to make you look incredibly thoughtful.
Rainbow stationery
We have some seriously bright and fabulous notepads, notebooks and desk planners for every stationery lover.
What's New From Bettie Confetti?
Rainbow Nights Collection
Neon Brights Collection
New Decades Birthday Collection
If you pine for an espresso before you've reached the end of your latte, you need these pencils in your life.
- Five matte black pencils in the set printed with coffee puns
- HB #2 Pencils made from the finest quality wood
- Lovingly hand foiled in our Surrey studio with gold foil
- Approximately 19cm long
- Matching coloured eraser
- Supplied sharpened on a graphic backing board in a cello sleeve.
We also offer a lovely clear plastic pencil pouch to keep your pencils looking fab and all together. The pouch has a handy hang tab and zip-lock type zipper to keep everything in its place.
If you'd like to send a message with your order our A6 gift cards are perfect. They're enclosed in a kraft envelope and sent with your order with your personal message.
Reviews from our ace Bettie Confetti Customers
from 1914 reviewsAwesome pad, really helps me get 💩 done and makes me smile
Great card and service the recipient loved it, especially the extra touch of confetti. Would defo order again
Funny Father's Day Card | Sorry I Haven't Moved Out Yet
Excellent quality, super fast shipping. Thank you so much!
Fantastic card, delivery slightly slower than expected but you can’t control Royal Mail and customer service response was good when I chased
Love this, loads of space to write your to-do and a great space for notes!
Purchased lovely pencils and notepads for my niece who is starting on her Legal career. Lovely product and great service.
A close colleague left to go to a job in accountancy after completing his degree part time! He absolutely loved his parting gift!!! Such a lovely company to deal with too! Received a lovely email of thanks for ordering with them and they were shipped quicker than stated so happy all round! Will definitely use them again!
Lovely product, arrived quickly and well packaged. Brilliant customer service, would absolutely recommend this wonderful company.
These cards are perfect. Very well made and just risque enough that they aren't offensive, just funny! My friends all love them!❤️
The perfect gift for a friend of mine who is training to be a solicitor. She loved them 😍. Fantastic service from Bettie Confetti - quick delivery. Will look at buying more products.
I have ordered these cards before! They are hilarious. Brown paper, no frills, no flowers etc and that's what makes it so funny. Just very funny messages! Wish I could buy them in USA!
Lovely quality, quick delivery, my friend loved it!!!
The design really made everyone laugh and they are one of a kind cards. I’ll keep coming back! X
I ordered pencils engraved with witty graphic designer words. Great product and really wonderful service. Would definitely order from this company again.
